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Chat Post Tue, May. 29, 2012 81,322 notes
  • Teacher: Why did you not study?
  • Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.





Photo Post Mon, May. 28, 2012 1,122 notes

timothydelaghetto:

The sexiest thing about this pic is that they are FUNNY

timothydelaghetto:

The sexiest thing about this pic is that they are FUNNY

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Chat Post Mon, May. 28, 2012 150,792 notes
  • Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
  • Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
  • Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
  • Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
  • Tumblr: PORN?
  • Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
  • Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
  • Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
  • Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
  • Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS
  • LMAO!!!
  • For real tho!



Video Post Mon, May. 28, 2012 2,753 notes

Octopus chandeliers by Adam Wallacavage

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Photo Post Mon, May. 28, 2012 16 notes

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Photo Post Mon, May. 28, 2012 1,045 notes

leetakeuchi:

Growing up.

leetakeuchi:

Growing up.

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